Just
ape๐ŸŒ
STEALTH
LAUNCHPUMP.FUN ยท SOL
Stealth launch ยท pump.fun ยท Solana

JeffreyApestein

No utility, no roadmap, no whitepaper, just ape

Contract address
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$APESTEINNever leave the islandJust apeStealth launched on pump.funNo presaleNo team bagsLP burned $APESTEINNever leave the islandJust apeStealth launched on pump.funNo presaleNo team bagsLP burned
Half manHalf ape100% degenBananas onlyJeets swimApes stayBull Gates had his run Half manHalf ape100% degenBananas onlyJeets swimApes stayBull Gates had his run
Who is he?

Half man
half ape
100% degen

Jeffrey Apestein lives on a private island with a striped house, a pile of bananas and one chart, and he never sells or leaves the island. Bull Gates had his run and Bike Tyson had his, now it's the ape's turn

  • 01
    Zero utilityThe banana is the utility, and anyone who tells you otherwise is selling a roadmap
  • 02
    Island rulesApes stay and jeets swim, diamond paws only past the reef
  • 03
    Stealth launchNo presale, no KOL round, no team allocation, everyone hears about it at the same time and that's already too late
100% APE
Jeffrey Apestein squatting on the island with a banana
Never leave the island ๐Ÿ๏ธ
Main event

Fight night

Two wheels vs four paws on one island with no rules

Bike Tyson

Bike Tyson

$BIKETYSON
MCAP$6M
VS
Jeffrey Apestein

Jeffrey Apestein

$APESTEIN
MCAPStealth
Bike Tyson
Tale of the tape
Apestein
Man / bike hybrid
Species
Man / ape hybrid
The open road
Home turf
Private island
Two fists, two wheels
Weapon
Bananas
71 in
Reach
Knuckles on the floor
Flat tyres
Weakness
Jeets
Utility
Whitepaper
Never heard of it
Champ (for now)
Record
Undefeated in 0 fights

The card so far

  • ๐Ÿ‚ Bull GatesRan
  • ๐Ÿšฒ Bike TysonRunning

Bike Tyson holders

You already know the play because you were early once, and the ape is the next name on the card with a spot on the island waiting for you

๐ŸฅŠ Ape into the fight
Ape in

How to buy

Four steps that take less time than peeling a banana

1
๐Ÿ‘›

Get a wallet

Install Phantom (phantom.app) on your phone or browser and write the seed phrase down somewhere that isn't a screenshot

2
โ—Ž

Load SOL

Buy SOL on any exchange (Binance, Coinbase, Kraken), send it to your Phantom address and keep some spare for fees

3
๐Ÿ’Š

Open pump.fun

Hit the Buy button here or paste the contract address into pump.fun, and make sure the CA matches the one on this site

4
๐ŸŒ

Swap and hold

Swap SOL for $APESTEIN with slippage at 5 to 15% around launch, then sit on the island and do nothing

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Bananomics

Nothing hidden
nothing to read

  • 0Total supply
  • 0Buy / sell tax
  • 0Team allocation
  • 0Presale
  • 0LP burned on graduation
  • โˆžBananas
$APESTEIN coin
Meme arsenal

Steal these memes

Post them, remix them and put them in every reply, every one of the 95 has a one-click post to X with the caption already written

Never leave the island
Degen decisions
Explaining to my mum
Reading the whitepaper vs the ticker
Me after +12%
When the CA drops
Bought the top
It's just a meme
๐Ÿฆ Open the full arsenal, 95 memes, one-click post to X
There is no roadmap

But if there was

Phase 1

Launch

  • Stealth launch on pump.fun
  • Website + 95 memes
  • Bond the curve, burn the LP
Phase 2

Bananas

  • Dexscreener / Dextools update
  • Raids and meme contests
  • CoinGecko / CMC listings
Phase 3

???

  • Something with a banana
  • Ape-only voice chats
  • Trending on X
Phase 4

Never leave

  • Nobody sells
  • Island expands
  • Striped building on every chart

Just ape

Bananas are limited but bags are not, so get on the island before the boat leaves

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